Happy Happy Sithmas!

Oh how the Sith love Christmas!
How is that, you may wonder, these holidays are about love, peace and joy, but I ask you: have you been to the mall parking lot lately? The frustration of futility of SUVs circling the lot, waiting to follow the lone shopper scurrying from the stores...the honking hatred of someone stealing someone elses parking space...the pain and anger feed the Sith's very soul!
And Black Friday- why do you think they call it black? Someone recently used pepper spray in a Los Angeles area WalMart, just to save fifty bucks on a television. Plus all the misery of people waiting in line for hours to get the two items actually available at the advertised price.
The anxious agony of last minute shoppers who desperately hunt through the picked over, "I've been on sale at Macys 1 Day sale at least fifteen times since November" items, trying to find a gift that doesn't shout last minute...
Let's not forget the forced conviviality and good cheer at company parties, church potlucks and family get reunions!

Oh What A Wonderful Time of Year!!!!

And because I'm not funny enough on my own:


http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2010/12/sithmas-greetings-from-empire.html

Welcome to My World

Welcome to Tales of A Suburban Sith Lord.

The Where:

The Suburbs of Silicon Valley.
Why? Because outside of NYC, this area has the highest concentration of Siths.
Steve Jobs lived here before he returned to Korriban.
Even George Lucas lives in the Greater Bay Area.

The Who:

The Jedi Knight.
Yes, I married a Jedi Knight. Because:
1) Every girl should marry her knight in shining cortosis armor.
2) I was a Sith Acolyte when we met.
3) Why settle for slaying one or two Jedis once in awhile when you can torture one everyday?

The Hubs

The Padawan:
1) Which is what happens when you marry a Jedi.
2) Why you end up leaving NYC  for the Suburbs and start driving a black SUV.
3) and Karma for being a Sith Lord.

The Padawan

Then of course, yours truly:
The Suburban Sith Lord.
1) Everyone knows black is slimming.
2) I only wear the hat on bad hair days.
3) Because really, what other Sith Lords do you really know?

And you always thought I was Luke's father!

The What:
Here are my stories.