Even if that means suffering the indignities of wearing reindeer antlers and red nose. That must be the suburban part.
Merry Sithmas!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Merry Sithmas!
Even if that means suffering the indignities of wearing reindeer antlers and red nose. That must be the suburban part.
Merry Sithmas!
Thursday, December 22, 2011
You Have Been Deceived...
But not by me!
Catch me over at Fangirl, who happens to be friendly with your local Suburban Sith Lord. Despite her Jedi tendencies, I really like Tricia and she has a lot of intelligent things to say...
http://fangirlblog.com/2011/12/review-star-wars-the-old-republic-deceived/
And here is the Star Wars Old republic trailer I spoke of:
http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer
Frankly I'd love to see these made into a movie! It's hard to believe it's all totally CGI, but then again since much in movies is these days...
Catch me over at Fangirl, who happens to be friendly with your local Suburban Sith Lord. Despite her Jedi tendencies, I really like Tricia and she has a lot of intelligent things to say...
http://fangirlblog.com/2011/12/review-star-wars-the-old-republic-deceived/
And here is the Star Wars Old republic trailer I spoke of:
http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer
Frankly I'd love to see these made into a movie! It's hard to believe it's all totally CGI, but then again since much in movies is these days...
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Happy Happy Sithmas!
Oh how the Sith love Christmas!
How is that, you may wonder, these holidays are about love, peace and joy, but I ask you: have you been to the mall parking lot lately? The frustration of futility of SUVs circling the lot, waiting to follow the lone shopper scurrying from the stores...the honking hatred of someone stealing someone elses parking space...the pain and anger feed the Sith's very soul!
And Black Friday- why do you think they call it black? Someone recently used pepper spray in a Los Angeles area WalMart, just to save fifty bucks on a television. Plus all the misery of people waiting in line for hours to get the two items actually available at the advertised price.
The anxious agony of last minute shoppers who desperately hunt through the picked over, "I've been on sale at Macys 1 Day sale at least fifteen times since November" items, trying to find a gift that doesn't shout last minute...
Let's not forget the forced conviviality and good cheer at company parties, church potlucks and family get reunions!
Oh What A Wonderful Time of Year!!!!
And because I'm not funny enough on my own:
http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2010/12/sithmas-greetings-from-empire.html
How is that, you may wonder, these holidays are about love, peace and joy, but I ask you: have you been to the mall parking lot lately? The frustration of futility of SUVs circling the lot, waiting to follow the lone shopper scurrying from the stores...the honking hatred of someone stealing someone elses parking space...the pain and anger feed the Sith's very soul!
And Black Friday- why do you think they call it black? Someone recently used pepper spray in a Los Angeles area WalMart, just to save fifty bucks on a television. Plus all the misery of people waiting in line for hours to get the two items actually available at the advertised price.
The anxious agony of last minute shoppers who desperately hunt through the picked over, "I've been on sale at Macys 1 Day sale at least fifteen times since November" items, trying to find a gift that doesn't shout last minute...
Let's not forget the forced conviviality and good cheer at company parties, church potlucks and family get reunions!
Oh What A Wonderful Time of Year!!!!
And because I'm not funny enough on my own:
http://deathstarpr.blogspot.com/2010/12/sithmas-greetings-from-empire.html
Friday, December 16, 2011
Welcome to My World
Welcome to Tales of A Suburban Sith Lord.
The Where:
The Suburbs of Silicon Valley.
Why? Because outside of NYC, this area has the highest concentration of Siths.
Steve Jobs lived here before he returned to Korriban.
Even George Lucas lives in the Greater Bay Area.
The Who:
The Jedi Knight.
Yes, I married a Jedi Knight. Because:
1) Every girl should marry her knight in shining cortosis armor.
2) I was a Sith Acolyte when we met.
3) Why settle for slaying one or two Jedis once in awhile when you can torture one everyday?
The Padawan:
1) Which is what happens when you marry a Jedi.
2) Why you end up leaving NYC for the Suburbs and start driving a black SUV.
3) and Karma for being a Sith Lord.
Then of course, yours truly:
The Suburban Sith Lord.
1) Everyone knows black is slimming.
2) I only wear the hat on bad hair days.
3) Because really, what other Sith Lords do you really know?
The What:
Here are my stories.
The Where:
The Suburbs of Silicon Valley.
Why? Because outside of NYC, this area has the highest concentration of Siths.
Steve Jobs lived here before he returned to Korriban.
Even George Lucas lives in the Greater Bay Area.
The Who:
The Jedi Knight.
Yes, I married a Jedi Knight. Because:
1) Every girl should marry her knight in shining cortosis armor.
2) I was a Sith Acolyte when we met.
3) Why settle for slaying one or two Jedis once in awhile when you can torture one everyday?
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| The Hubs |
The Padawan:
1) Which is what happens when you marry a Jedi.
2) Why you end up leaving NYC for the Suburbs and start driving a black SUV.
3) and Karma for being a Sith Lord.
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| The Padawan |
Then of course, yours truly:
The Suburban Sith Lord.
1) Everyone knows black is slimming.
2) I only wear the hat on bad hair days.
3) Because really, what other Sith Lords do you really know?
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| And you always thought I was Luke's father! |
Here are my stories.
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